do you ever sneeze and it feels so fucking satisfying that it’s like your sinuses just had an orgasm
salutations bitches. my name is ajay. i'm only 21, but i feel like i'm worth 2 million. they call me a magpie: i like shiny shit. i'm an avid traveler and a college student in Philadelphia. I enjoy black coffee, the concept of love, food of all sorts, snowy days and rainy nights. but most of all i'm so over it that China calls me jaded.
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
slay me with those cheekbones
“Angelina Jolie worked very closely with the costume and make-up designers to develop Maleficent’s menacing look. Disney executives objected, hoping to take advantage of Jolie’s beauty in marketing the film, but the actress insisted that the character maintain the scarier look of the animated incarnation.”
she knew what i need